THE MONDAY EXPLORER DAY - All Aboard! |
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THE MONDAY MORNING LONDON WALKS |
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THE MONDAY AFTERNOON LONDON WALKS |
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THE MONDAY EVENING LONDON WALKS |
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Okay, now scroll on down for full details of each of Monday's London Walks...
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OLD MAYFAIR - "the best address in London" 10.30 am on Mondays
from Green Park Tube
(meet on the corner, just outside the north exit)
Now here's a champagne cocktail of a walk. It's a marriage made in heaven: "the best address in London" and a bon vivant of a guide - a boulevardier and a place where Old Masters and old money, Rolls Royces and glamour, titles and butlers are par for the course. It's hob-nobbing with knobs on it - because Mayfair's been home to Admiral Nelson (and his mistress Lady Emma Hamilton), Clive of India, Disraeli, Handel, Florence Nightingale, Peter Sellers, Jimi Hendrix, Dodi Fayed, and the Earl Mountbatten, to name but a few. Last but certainly not least, it boasts London's best village within a village - Shepherd Market, a charming little nest of alleys that hasn't lost a jot of its 18th-century scale and village atmosphere, let alone its raffishness. Here's Graham introducing Shepherd Market. Yup, here's some audio. And double yup - the rich brogue is the real deal. Graham's one of three Scots on the team!
Shepherd Market - and triple yup! It still looks like this.
The Old Mayfair Walk takes place
every Monday at 10.30 am
and every Thursday at 10.30 am.
Meet Graham or Russell on the corner just outside
the north exit of Green Park Tube.
Green Park Tube is on
the Victoria, Piccadilly & Jubilee Lines
Guided on Mondays by Graham
Guided on Thursdays by Russell
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Classic London - Red Telephone Box |
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THE SECRETS OF WESTMINSTER ABBEY From Opus Dei & Death's Palace to The Da Vinci Code 10.45 am on Mondays (Except March 8th)
from Westminster Tube, exit 4

Westminster Abbey is a three-dimensional walk-through history of England. A great religious centre, the place where kings and queens were crowned and often buried, the seed-bed of democratic government, the driving force of English music - the Abbey is England in microscosm. It's also a building of splendour, intricacy and consummate virtuosity. (Henry III spent one-tenth of the entire wealth of the kingdom on it.) Its particulars are astonishing: the greatest work of mediaeval art in Britain; the finest Renaissance tomb north of the Alps; priceless 13th-century wall paintings; waxworks far superior to Madame Tussaud"s; monumental sculpture and memorial tablets that are a tableau of national biography. Not that you need one - but you want another reason for going on this tour? We save you £3 on the price of admission to the Abbey!
Now how about some audio. Two "bites" from two top flight, award-winning Blue Badge guides. First, a Wow! from Brian. It's just 90 seconds but it illustrates perfectly why it's so important to do the Abbey with a guide. The detail he lasers in on here you just would never spot off your own bat. Ditto Mary guiding in the Henry VII chapel. (That bit where she describes the fan vaulting as looking like swirling dancers is just SO Mary.) And for another take, here's a "grab" from the Secret Westminster chapter of our forthcoming book, London Walks London Stories.
N.B., there's an admission charge* to the Abbey but we get you a big big discount. And a huge bonus - we sail right in, whereas "the public" often have to queue for an hour or more.
*Because of the Abbey's strict lilmitation on the size of tour groups we have to charge £3 each for children.
The Secrets of Westminster Abbey walk takes place
every* Monday at 10.45 am.
*Except March 8th
Meet Chris, Hilary, Gillian or Tom just outside exit 4
of Westminster Tube.
Westminster Tube is on
the Circle, District & Jubilee Lines
Guided by Tom, Hilary, Chris or Gillian
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THE OLD PALACE QUARTER - they don't make 'em like this anymore Hidden Courtyards, Secret Passageways & Antique Arcades
11 am on Mondays
from Green Park Tube, Ritz exit
"I'd put this one in the top four or five of the 51 different walks that I'm personally able to guide. It's got everything I want in a walk." (David). Okay, that's the "opinion" - here's what it's based on. 1) It's olde, vintage London. There are turnoffs - secret passageways - that take you into the 16th century. And the 18th century is par for the course. And it's so well preserved it's a miracle the whole neighbourhood hasn't been sold off to a museum! 2) So, as you'd expect, visually it's very appealing. 3) It's storied. It's storied because it's full of character, full of characters, and marinated in history. 4) It's nooked and crannied. Why is that important? "Well maybe it's just me, but I like to see things other people don't get to see" (David again). 5) It's got a wonderful guide. Her name is Angela. And here she is weaving her spell - in short, here's some audio. Notice her timing, her modulation, her poise - in short, that wonderful voice and what she does with it. And here's a short piece she's written about the walk. It's also definitely - DEFINITELY - worth a click.
Here's some more about this walk...
The Old Palace Quarter walk takes place
every Monday at 11 am
Meet Angela just outside the Ritz exit -
the south exit - of Green Park Tube.
Green Park Tube is on
the Jubilee, Piccadilly & Victoria Lines
Guided by Angela
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DARKEST VICTORIAN LONDON - peeling forbidden fruit 11.30 am on Mondays
from Monument Tube
(meet Jean just outside the Fish Street Hill exit)
Elsewhere is always surprising. Especially when elsewhere is the dark side of the moon: the Victorian underside of 21st century London. And this is how we get there. We poke around in forgotten corners of "the real London" just over the river. We make some thrilling - and chilling - "finds". Everything from trace evidence - archaeological fragments - to the whole kit and caboodle. Stuff from the old, furtive, toil-worn, hard-scrabble, soon-to-be-passing, villainous past: a paupers' burying ground, a ragged school, "model dwellings", a prison, Octavia Hill's cottages, etc. We see the stones. And hear the people. Really hear them. Because they speak through Jean. And she does them in character: chimney sweeps, prostitutes, the soon-to-be-executed "Black Maria", pickpockets, street sellers, the Body Snatching Borough Gang, etc. This is history as a seance. And for added value...at the end of the walk you'll be able to get into the Old Operating Theatre at half price! It's well worth seeing...it's the only Georgian operating theatre in the world! An audio scene-setter anyone? Click here. Warning: it makes for sobering listening. Now cock an ear this way. And one more... Bottom line: this is a very special walk. Nothing else quite like it in the entire London Walks repertory. Read this if you're in any doubt.
Now who wants a lunch recommendation? Well guess what...you've just drawn to an inside straight. And hit it. Because the best cafe in London is here, in Darkest Victorian London. And it's not just me saying that...take a look at this. And of course what makes the whole thing even more piquant is the secret satisfaction of knowing that of the millions of visitors to London you're the only ones who'll ever find it! And the setting it equally brilliant - it's part of an old tea warehouse!
The Darkest Victorian London Walk takes place
every Monday at 11.30 am.
Meet Jean just outside the main exit -
the Fish Street Hill exit -
of Monument Tube.
Monument Tube is on
the Circle & District Lines 
Guided by Jean
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Complete Cecil Rhodes's famous utterance: "Remember that you are an Englishman and have consequently...
A. won last prize in the lottery of life."
B. won first prize in the lottery of life."
C. one brain cell."
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THE INNS OF COURT - Legal & Illegal London 2 pm on Mondays
from Holborn Tube
The Inns of Court - habitat of the wigged and gowned English barrister - could pass for a collection of Oxford and Cambridge colleges right in the heart of London. They are a warren of cloisters, courtyards, and passageways set amongst some of the best gardens in London. So: ancient rites and customs, high drama, colourful characters, and matters of life and death amid delightful surroundings. It's a rich confection, making this the prettiest and most historical of our central London walks.
And as long as we're at it, why not hear from the man himself - Shaughan - who guides the walk. Here's what he has to say about it: "I like this one - quiet gardens, a truly eclectic architectural rattle-bag, and a glorious roll-call of British eccentrics. The Wits, the Windbags and Wayward Wigs - The cream of English Intellect milking the nation as it battles over Wives, Writs, Wills Widows and Wrecks. Find out what happened when Tony met Cherie! Meet Rumpole! And as these are private grounds - a real privilege to be able to show you round, m'lud. And hear the verdict at the end in the High Court...."
And literally hear from him here. In short, here's a soundbite.
And here's another. What's particularly striking about these - apart from the calibre of the guiding, I mean - is the ambient sound. The background. It's tranquility itself. Particularly if you compare it with the soundbites from a lot of the other walks. It's a different soundscape entirely from the London we're hearing on most of the other walks. There's just no traffic at all. Shaughan's the maestro and here we're getting him in the outdoor equivalent of a concert hall. Can't be bad.
The Inns of Court Walk takes place:
every Monday at 2 pm,
every Wednesday at 11 am,
and every Friday at 2 pm.
Meet your guide just outside the exit of
Holborn Tube.
Holborn Tube is on
the Central & Piccadilly Lines
Guided on Mondays by Shaughan
Guided on Wednesdays by Molly
Guided on Fridays by Gillian or Angela
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"I think the Legal & Illegal walk must be my favourite. It's a cocktail of architecture and anecdote and the working environment of the Pompous Eccentric Society (I'm a Member myself)...Monty Python, eat your heart out!" Shaughan (one of the brightest stars in the London Walks constellation)
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 2.15 pm on Mondays
from Holborn Tube
The British Museum is the big one...the most important museum on the planet. It's an incomparably rich treasure-chest, brimming with things of world historical importance. The Rosetta Stone, the Egyptian antiquities and mummies, the Assyrian lion-hunt reliefs, the Parthenon Sculptures, the Black Obelisk, the Enlightenment Gallery, 4,500-year-old "Ginger" (the "pre-dynastic" red head!), the Sutton Hoo treasure, the Portland Vase, Roman gold, Celtic gold, ivories and enamels, tiles and pottery, an astonishing display of instruments for measuring time...here is civilisation, manifest. Here the past turns on its pivots to face the 21st century. The snag is that you can't see for looking...both because of the embarrassment of riches and the sheer size of the place (the building covers 13.5 acres - set off in the wrong direction and you have to walk three times too far). Indeed, how you see it is almost as important as what you see. "The best commentary on the revolution of Greek art and the quality of its achievement is...simply to come direct to the Elgin room from the Egyptian and Assyrian ones, as if into an explosion of life, even, as in the frieze, of gaiety." Which is by way of saying, to see these things with a great guide...well, you'll never be quite the same again. In short, the secret is to use your time at the British Museum well. Words, stills, audio...that all? Not quite. In short, here's the "film of the walk". Enjoy!
Photo by the one and only Jon Block
Okay, time to take the gloves off with this one. GO ON THIS WALK. Coleridge once said that watching Kean act was like reading Shakespeare by lightning. This walk has that kind of ampage.I'll go further: it's the only London Walk that's got that kind of ampage. These artefacts - and a great guide - it's the Everest - the summit - of this activity, this profession, this pursuit. It all comes together here - History, Art, Western Civilisation (and its counterparts). Who we are - and why we are what we are. It's more than heady - it's thrilling. Here's an example.  It's Brian, shedding incandescent light on the Parthenon.(If you thought those were just some old Greek statues - of no moment, really, nothing to do with our modern age - well, these 90 seconds will have you mopping your brow.) And this is just his introduction!
For a chaser, try this. Enjoy. N.B. this walk is a moveable feast - a diadem of delights, an amazing technicolour dream-coast. In short, every stop is cause for wonder. So come on back when you get a chance, there'll be more to sample here from time to time. |
And on that note methinks it's time to garnish the words, words, words with a little photo essay. Open sesame by clicking here.
The British Museum Tour takes place:
every Monday at 2.15 pm
every Wednesday at 2 pm
and every Saturday at 2 pm (except Dec. 26)
Meet your guide just outside
the exit of Holborn Tube
Holborn Tube is on
the Central & Piccadilly Lines
Guided on Mondays by Tom or Chris or Hilary
Guided on Wednesdays by Molly or Donald
Guided on Saturdays by Karen
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OLD WESTMINSTER BY GASLIGHT Ok, Try to Top This 7 pm on Mondays
from Westminster Tube, exit 4
This is the cornerstone, the seminal London Walk. Miss it and you've missed London. For Old Westminster is London at its grandest: the place where kings and queens are crowned, where they lived, and often were buried. It's the forge of the national destiny, the beating heart of the Empire, the Mecca of politicians throughout the ages. The past here is cast in stone and we take it all in: ancient Westminster Hall, the Houses of Parliament, the Jewel Tower, and Westminster Abbey. And to see it with a great guide is to have that past suddenly rise to the surface...like seeing a photographic print come up in a darkroom. And embarrass de richesse we'll also explore the private face of Westminster. Unlike the tourist hordes we'll get to see the hidden and ever so picturesque 18th-century backstreets where all the political salons are. Totally off the beaten track, it's the London equivalent of Georgetown. And then some. Because not only do we take in, for example, the house where the anti-appeasement got started...but - for an aperatif - you'll also see a house where Marilyn Monroe spent the night! In short, welcome to one of those secret neighbourhoods that London excels in. And for that matter, there's no better time to discover "Old Westminster" because the swarms of tourists are long gone...we'll have it to ourselves and so be able to see it properly. It just doesn't get any better than this. But how could it, considering that we'll also nip over the bridge to take in the most famous night-time view in Europe: the view across the river to the Houses of Parliament. All towers and spikes and serried windows and bathed in golden light. And Big Ben like a sentinel, booming out the hour. And garlands of Victorian lamps along the Embankment. And dark patches that suggest the old and mighty consequence of the place...well, you get the idea.

Garnish with some fascinating nooks and crannies, a secret mediaeval palace and a couple of quick pit stops at traditional old pubs frequented by Members of Parliament and you've got a great walk...it'll glow in the cockles of your memory for a long, long time. And how's this for a bonus: when Parliament is in session late night sittings are the norm on Monday nights - in short, on most Monday nights after the walk you'll be able to go inside Parliament and watch the House of Commons (or if you prefer, the House of Lords*) in action. And what's more, you won't have to queue to get in!
*"The level of debate in the House of Lords is proof that there is life after death."
The Old Westminster by Gaslight Walk takes place
every Monday night at 7 pm.
Meet Angela just outside exit 4 of
Westminster Tube.
Westminster Tube is on
the Circle, District & Jubilee Lines
Guided by Angela
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APPARITIONS, ALLEYWAYS & ALE |
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 7.30 pm nightly
from Tower Hill Tube
Please tread carefully and keep away from the shadows -
you are about to enter the abyss...
He came silently out of the midnight shadows of August 31, 1888. Watching. Stalking. Butchering raddled, drink-sodden East End prostitutes. Leaving a trail of blood that led...nowhere. Yes, something wicked this way walked, for this is the Ripper's slashing grounds. We evoke that autumn of gaslight and fog, of menacing shadows and stealthy footsteps as we inspect the murder sites, sift through the evidence - in all its gory detail - and get to grips, so to speak, with the main suspects. Afterward you can steady your nerves in The Ten Bells, the pub where the victims - perhaps under the steely gaze of the Ripper himself - tried to forget the waking nightmare. More... And if you'd like a bang-up-to-date independent assessment of our Ripper walk - "an eerie experience" - here are some choice words from the Toronto Star. Now anyone for some audio? Want to hear the man who is "internationally recognised as the leading authority on Jack the Ripper" in action? I thought so. Click here. And here. And for some stills of the walk and the neighbourhood, click here (Don's the chap wearing the fedora and red scarf and clutching the London Walks leaflets).
The Jack the Ripper Haunts Walk takes place
every* single night at 7.30 pm.
Meet the guide just outside the exit of
Tower Hill Tube.
Tower Hill Tube is on
the Circle & District Lines
N.B. on Saturday afternoons there's also a Ripper "matinee".
I.E., we also do the Ripper walk
every* Saturday afternoon at 3 pm.
*Except Dec. 24 & Dec. 25
Guided on Mondays and Tuesdays by Donald and Molly
Guided on Wednesdays by Steve
Guided on Thursdays by Angela and Shaughan
Guided on Fridays by Donald or Shaughan
Guided on Saturdays by Steve
Guided on Sundays by Donald
N.B. Let's call a spade a spade. Going on Donald Rumbelow's walk is as close as you're going to get to nailing the Ripper. Donald is the author of the best-selling The Complete Jack the Ripper, the definitive book on the subject. He's been the chief consultant for every major television and film treatment of the Ripper for the last 20 years. In the words of The Jack to Ripper A to Z (the bible of Ripperology studies): "Donald Rumbelow is internationally recognised as the leading authority on the subject". The former Curator of the City of London Police Crime Museum and a two-time Chairman of the Crime Writers" Association, Donald is Britain's most distinguished crime historian. And I hasten add, he's not some dry-as-dust academic. He spent 25 years on the City of London Police Force - which in effect means you'll be taken over some of the most famous crime scenes in the world by a law enforcement professional. A law enforcement professional who into the bargain is the world's leading expert on the five murders in question. Can't be bad! Oh and I almost forgot - Donald's also a top drawer, professionally qualified Blue Badge Guide!
But a word of warning: never part with your money or set off with anyone until you're absolutely certain you're with Donald or - if it's another night - one of his London Walks colleagues. Donald (and co.) will be holding up copies of the distinctive white London Walks leaflet.* And remember, Donald and his colleagues never ever start the Jack the Ripper walk before 7.30 pm. In short, don't let anyone pull a fast one on you. In the words of the Toronto Star: "rip-off tours...capitalize on his[Rumbelow's] popularity and try to confuse people who show up knowing that this is the place for Ripper Tours, but haven't got the details straight."
* Which looks like this:

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ADDITIONAL TOURS ON SELECTED MONDAYS
| DATE |
WALK |
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| Oct. 19 |
Pomp & Circumstance Up Close - London's Parallel Universe!* |
1.45 pm |
Mansion House Tube exit 1 |
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*A Special Walk to Mark - and Bear Witness to - one of the City's Ancient, Colourful, Intimate and Little Known Ceremonies. Be sure to bring your camera! |
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| Dec. 28 |
Tudor Christmas Festivities at Hampton Court |
9.45 am |
Waterloo Railway Station |
| Dec. 28 |
Going for Gold in the East - See It Before 2012! |
11 am |
West Ham Tube |
| Dec. 28 |
Merrie Islington - A River Swabbles Through It |
2.30 pm |
Angel Tube |
| Jan. 25 |
Scotia Nostra Burns Night Special Guided by Adam in His Kilt! |
7 pm |
Embankment Tube |
| Feb. 15 |
The Soho Half & Half - Walking Tour & Pub Quiz |
7 pm |
Leicester Square Tube, meet Adam by Wyndhams' Theatre |
| Mar. 29 |
Cambridge - "can such places be?" |
9 am |
King's Cross Railway Station |
| Apr. 5 |
Richmond & Hampton Court |
9.45 am |
Waterloo Railway Station |
| Apr. 5 |
The Georgian City - Secret Spaces & Hidden History |
2 pm |
Monument Tube Fish Street Hill exit |
| Apr. 12 |
The Hampstead Half & Half - Walking Tour & Pub Quiz |
7 pm |
Hampstead Tube |
| May 3 |
The Old Palace Shoreline - "the world affords no finer sight" |
10.30 am |
Temple Tube |
| May 3 |
Strand on the Green - "London's last remaining true village" |
10.45 am |
Gunnersbury Tube Grange Road exit |
| May 3 |
Maritime Rotherhithe & the Mayflower - Pilgrims, Piers, Palaces, Pubs (and Brunel) |
2.30 pm |
Bermondsey Tube |
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